Last Sunday I was watching a documentary called Neurons to Nirvana with friends. In this documentary several prominent psychotherapists and psychologists present the possibilities of using illegal psychedelic drugs like LSD and Ayahuasca in regulated therapeutic settings. While the documentary was interesting and presented an informed viewpoint the conversation that followed is what I’m going to write about. First the conversation, then the commentary:
Following the documentary a friend said: “If I had a chance to try LSD in an environment where it was legal, and there were regulations ensuring the drug’s quality then I would try it once.”
Immediately the serious Christians in the crowd vilified him saying things like, “That is an automatic mortal sin” and “You’re not strong enough to try it once without getting addicted.”
My friend responded saying, “You drink alcohol and have become intoxicated many times. Why would you continue to expose yourself to alcohol if it is a temptation that will lead you to sin? Also, LSD is not physically addictive, why do you think you would become addicted so easily?”
To which they responded in a greater than thou manner, “We never mean to get drunk. We are just too weak as human beings to resist the temptation, which is why we ask God to forgive us afterwards.”
The church praises those who are weak. For example, 2 Corinthians 12:9: “But he said to me, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.’ Therefore I will boast all the more gladly of my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may rest upon me.” Also, Matthew 5: 1-48: “Seeing the crowds, he went up on the mountain, and when he sat down, his disciples came to him. And he opened his mouth and taught them, saying: … ‘Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.” Christians think those who are weak are rewarded in an afterlife, which nobody, even Christians, are sure exists.* The sound of my Christian friend’s voice as he told us of his weakness, and requisite dependency on a non-confirmed being’s approval, was disgusting. However, he was proud of his weakness and dependency on an external judge of his behavior. From his point of view his weakness was an asset not a liability. The embrace of weakness creates a following who don’t strive for strength. Christianity, truly is, a poor man’s religion.
Advertisers use many tactics to persuade people to buy their product. Most of the tactics boil down to this: they try to convince a person that they are missing something in their lives. Then once a need has been revealed, or created, the company swoops in to fill the need. Companies often feature success and beauty with their product hoping viewers will associate success and beauty with buying or consuming their product. A person then buys their product over and over again hoping to see the results they cognitively associated with that product. Companies that heavily advertise like this often fail as people begin to realize that their product does not deliver such things at which point the consumers become disenfranchised. Religion ultimately does the same thing, but the great thing about religion is that the consumer continues to buy until death. They have to buy until death because the results can not be realized until the afterlife. Those who evangelize are salesmen who create a need and try to fill it. “Don’t you feel incomplete? … You do? Good, now let me show you a product (my religion) that will heal you.” The Church has grown to massive a size using the sales techniques that 21st century advertisers have explicated for us to see. By using the same tactics advertisers have been using consciously in the 21st century the church has created the greatest franchise that has ever been created.
Let’s explicate a sales pitch for Christianity to a weak crowd: “Do you stumble and fall when trying to complete goals? … Oh you do? Doesnt that make you feel weak? … Oh, it does? … Well my product promises that those who are weak will inherit the earth when you die. There is no need to try to make yourself strong anymore. No need to try to improve yourself Jesus loves you as you are, improvement or no.” Everybody knows the idiom: “If it sounds too good to be true it probably is.”
*side note: Believing or having faith that something exists is not confirmation of it’s existence. I believe and have faith that there is life, intelligent or otherwise, elsewhere in the universe. Just because I believe and have faith does not mean it unequivocally exists.